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[alienates]

How the hell am I supposed to know that when I've never stepped foot on your damn planet!

[ although technically yuri would be the best on this planet for sure. ]

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Vocabulary: GRAND. PRIX. FINAL. GRAND FINALS.

[ SMH KARKAT ]

[alienates]

SAYING IT. SLOWLY. AND LOUD. DOESN'T MAKE ME SUDDENLY UNDERSTAND EARTH CULTURE, NUMBNUTS.

[ karkat is honest to god the last person who should be saying that to anyone ]

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THEN DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT, ASSHOLE!

[ THESE TWO ARE THE WORST ]

[alienates]

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ASKED FOR MY OPINION! I WASN'T EVEN TALKING SHIT, YOUR HEAD IS JUST SO FAR UP YOUR ASSHOLE THAT THERE'S PROBABLY CRAP SHOVED IN YOUR SOUND CHAMBERS.

[ pele is probably slowing backing out of the room ]

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YOU, SAYING YOU EXPECTED MORE, IS TALKING SHIT YOU MORON.

[ goodbye pele. this is how we all die: explosion in the ice rink ]

[alienates]

I ONLY SAID THAT BECAUSE YOU SUDDENLY GREW A STICK IN YOUR ASS AND IT PISSED ME OFF.

[ yeah she's gone now.

probably with yuri's ipod in tow. ]

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CALLING SOMEONE "ADEQUATE" IS PRETTY SHITTY.

[ his phone actually

rip ]

[alienates]

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU WANT ME TO DO? GROVEL AT YOUR GODDAMN FEET?

[ it's fine pele is a nice crab she'll give it back eventually ]

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AT LEAST NOT BE SHITTY ABOUT IT?

[ please do that shit was expensive pele ]

[alienates]

I WASN'T EVEN THAT SHITTY! THAT WAS BARELY EVEN A HINT OF HOW SHITTY I CAN BE!

[ its fine pele is a good child, unlike these two ]

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YOU REALLY NEED TO LEARN HOW TO GIVE COMPLIMENTS, SHITTER.

[ oh my god yuri like you're one to talk ]

[alienates]

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT FROM SOMEONE WHO APPARENTLY WANTED ME TO KISS YOUR DAMN SPINAL CREVICE!

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WHAT? NO. DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME.

[alienates]

I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH YOU. WHY WOULD I WANT TO TOUCH YOU?